in defence

Bob you should be a writer, great review of the night. In my defence i didn't have a go at him for being fat i had a go at him for taking up soo much room! In addition to all this there was the japanese girl with designer chewing gum streaks on her bum, the bouncer i had a go at for trying to make us leave 30 seconds after the lights went on which was 10 seconds after the music stopped abrubtly! and the express walk home (marc i too needed a pi pi) it wasn't the best dance night but was good fun, lots of babbling all round.